February 2012
Reblog if you didn't find Tumblr through MTV
food-is-my-mood:
Tumblr was on MTV?
sweet jesus the notes!
pergulissocoollike asked: Hahaha, well... I looked at his picture and I clicked on it. His profile came up so I read it haha www(.)starnow(.)com/bwiggins
How people use their fans →
funniest10k:
Rich People
Poor people
Idiots
Sometimes I feel like people don't give a shit... →
funniest10k:
but then I realize I don’t give a shit about people too
When you see people you don't know fighting...
put a symbol in my ask. i'll be honest! PLEASE DO...
† Your religious Views?
@ Have you ever self-harmed? Why?
# Relationship with your father?
$ Relationship with your mother?
% Who is your most loved person?
^ Have you ever been bullied?
& What is your sexuality?
☼ Who makes you the happiest?
* What is the most heroic thing you've ever done?
+ What calms you down when you're upset?
♥ Have you ever fallen in love?
¤ Had your heart broken?
© Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
¶ Who do you miss the most?
§ Have you ever attempted suicide?
! Share a secret?
This is cool. Do it.
bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: touching
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
People should listen to Harry more often.
Harry: Someone's going to steal the Sorcerer's Stone.
Teachers: LOL, kids these days!
Harry: There's a voice saying it's wants to kill...
Hermione: Hearing voices isn't normal.
Harry: Sirius Black is innocent.
Ministry of Magic: LOL, NO.
Harry: I didn't put my name in the Goblet of Fire.
Everyone: Yes you did.
Harry: Voldemort's returned.
Ministry of Magic: You just want attention.
Harry: Draco Malfoy is a Death Eater.
Everyone: Cool story, bro.
Harry: The Deathly Hallows are real.
Hermoine: that's stupid.
When you hear your name in a conversation. →
juliannacroker:
When you yawn and your eyes get all watery →
smile4meh:
and then someone is like
ARE YOU CRYING?!
and you’re just like
It's crazy how I signed in to tumblr in a...
Reblog if you think your voice is unattractive. →
Whenever l hear myself on videos or whatever I’m like:
Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
