December 2011
what concert costs 45 cents?
flobberwormmucus:
jingleofthedead:
kreedkafer:
50 cent feat. nickelback
oh my god
hahahaha wtf
They see me rollin', they hatin' →
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Tumblr famous in this bitch
I didn't know Kristen Stewart was in Spongebob...
lolsofunny:
When someone tells me they like me
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like
NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT!
When your walking down the steps at the cinema and...
EDWARD CULLEN...
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Bella:I trust you.
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Supernatural Fan:
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Doctor Who fan: Brilliant.
Edward Cullen: I want to ki—
Harry Potter Fan: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Glee Fan: Let’s sing about it
Sneaky Music →
laughing-sister:
When your leg gets itchy in skinny jeans
How teens and adults text
laughing-sister:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Wow,
laughcentre:
I haven’t ate anything since last year
I haven’t showered since last year
One hour ago seems just like last year
I miss everyone, I haven’t seen them since last year
When someone asks 'Wanna know a secret?'
insomniacattackk:
When you're walking alone and car slows down next...
heyfunniest:
On the first day of school, I'm gonna walk into my...
epic-humor:
Getting ready for school.
epic-humor:
The first week of school you’re like:
The rest of the year you’re like:
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imagine if you called a wrong number, and the...
xxcoolstorybroxx:
“Hi, Mom?” “No, this is Chris Brown” *DEAD*
OR IF A CELEBRITY CALLED A WRONG NUMBER, AND THE PERSON THEY CALLED WAS YOU.
Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But -
Me: Poster.
When somebody sexy as fuck walks past you :
then i realize it was my reflection in the store mirror