what concert costs 45 cents?
flobberwormmucus: jingleofthedead: kreedkafer: 50 cent feat. nickelback oh my god hahahaha wtf
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Tumblr famous in this bitch
I didn't know Kristen Stewart was in Spongebob...
When someone tells me they like me
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT!
When your walking down the steps at the cinema and...
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you. Bella:I trust you. Edward Cullen:I want to kill you. Normal Person: Edward Cullen:I want to kill you. Supernatural Fan: Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Doctor Who fan: Brilliant. Edward Cullen: I want to ki— Harry Potter Fan: AVADA KEDAVRA! Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Glee Fan: Let’s sing about it
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When your leg gets itchy in skinny jeans
How teens and adults text
laughing-sister: Expectations: Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Reality: Teens - Hey! What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
laughcentre: I haven’t ate anything since last year I haven’t showered since last year One hour ago seems just like last year I miss everyone, I haven’t seen them since last year
When someone asks 'Wanna know a secret?'
When you're walking alone and car slows down next...
On the first day of school, I'm gonna walk into my...
Getting ready for school.
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imagine if you called a wrong number, and the...
xxcoolstorybroxx: “Hi, Mom?” “No, this is Chris Brown” *DEAD* OR IF A CELEBRITY CALLED A WRONG NUMBER, AND THE PERSON THEY CALLED WAS YOU.
Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Band member: But -
When somebody sexy as fuck walks past you :
then i realize it was my reflection in the store mirror