May 2013
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
unluckyships:
when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
“Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having...”
– Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
meladoodle:
meladoodle:
when boys smile, i die
oh…
at this point i don’t even have a personality it’s just 50% internet humor and 50% mental disorders
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again
4 tags
the saddest thing is when everyones down for pizza but no-one wants to pay for it
fuckyeahlaughters:
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
fallopianpubes:
oomshi:
*takes your virginity & slam dunks it into the trash*
*rebounds* not in my house
herriestiles:
shelterfromcold:
two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.
this literally took me forever to get
ixnay-on-the-oddk:
lunatrip:
lunatrip:
sicam:
sicam:
what do you call a woman with an opinion
wrong
What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes
Single
poopflow:
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
