Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
unluckyships: when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having...– Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
meladoodle: meladoodle: when boys smile, i die oh…
at this point i don’t even have a personality it’s just 50% internet humor and 50% mental disorders
the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again
the saddest thing is when everyones down for pizza but no-one wants to pay for it
fuckyeahlaughters: ”where do you wanna go to dinner?” ”i don’t care” ”ok”
fallopianpubes: oomshi: *takes your virginity & slam dunks it into the trash* *rebounds* not in my house
herriestiles: shelterfromcold: two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”. this literally took me forever to get
ixnay-on-the-oddk: lunatrip: lunatrip: sicam: sicam: what do you call a woman with an opinion wrong What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes Single
poopflow: ah yes i have finally found it the g spot